[Verse 1]
We looked around the spacious villa grounds and asked, “Where’s the garage?” “Oh, there’s a barn next to the villa.” “It looks like we could live there.” We drove the car closer and, as we were about to pull in, she said, “There’s something there.”
[Pre-Chorus 1]
“Oh, I forgot. That’s the ingredient for tonight’s main dish.”
[Chorus 1]
Truth is stranger than fiction.
The princess has big ideas.
She acts without thinking about the consequences.
That’s what makes her so good. And so cute.
[Verse 2]
He said, “Moo-moo.” She said, “It’s a top-quality cow, after all.” “How are you going to cook him?” I asked. “Kill him?” “Here?” “Now?” “We’ll become bloody murderers.” “This is turning into quite a vacation.” “What are you going to do?”
[Pre-Chorus 2]
She said, “Damn, I hadn’t thought it through that far.”
[Chorus 2]
Truth is stranger than fiction.
The princess has big ideas.
She acts without thinking about the consequences.
That’s what makes her so good. And so cute.
[Instrumental Solo]
[Verse 3]
“We can’t take him home, and since we don’t live here, we can’t keep him, so we’ll have to take him to the slaughterhouse.” “Let’s take him there tomorrow.” “It seems like there’s plenty of food for him here,” I said, giving him some grass.
[Pre-Chorus 3]
He stared into the distance and chirped, “moo-moo.”
[Chorus 3]
Truth is stranger than fiction.
The princess has big ideas.
She acts without thinking about the consequences.
That’s what makes her so good. And so cute.
[Bridge]
“Oh! What should we have for dinner?” she asked.
“All I can make right now is stir-fried vegetables without meat,” I replied.
“No meat, even though there’s so much meat,” she said.
[Final Chorus]
Truth is stranger than fiction.
The princess has big ideas.
She acts without thinking about the consequences.
That’s what makes her so good. And so cute.
[Instrumental Solo]
[Fade Out]
Sound: A fusion of funk with a 16-beat rhythm, featuring acoustic drums, slap electric bass, acoustic piano, side electric guitar, a horn section, strings, falsetto male vocals, female harmonies, and jazzy improvisation with a chord progression and chromatic approach.
Verse Theme: moo-moo
Pre-Chorus Theme: big idea
Chorus Theme: so good and so cute
Key: B Major
BPM: 130
Duration: 4:00
Title: Surprise
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